Quote Wednesday

Quoting quotable quotes of quintessence. Alliteration is lots of fun. My players discovered the joys of this recently and have had no end of fun with it. I now throw open the metaphorical curtains on the main attraction, the quotes!

Steely Dan: (( soaring acorn needs initiative too ))

Blacky: (( Good old floating pecan. ))

Helena: (( hovering hazelnut ))

Clementine: (( flaming nuts? ))

Steely Dan: (( airborne walnut ))

Helena: (( aviating almond ))

* Soaring Acorn scuttles forward

* Blacky watches Crushing Cashew

Helena: (( marvelous marzipan ))

Steely Dan: (( pummeling pistachio? ))

Helena: (( perspicacious peanut ))

Atargatis: (( Plummeting Pistachio might be better ))

Clementine: (( my puns are a shell of their nutty selves. ))

Steely Dan: (( Plummeting Pistachio is Soaring Acorn's dorky younger brother ))

Blacky: Good idea Helena, the golems will make short work of those bugbears.

* Blacky rolls: d120+1 bluff => 83 + 1 = 84

* Blacky rolls: 1d20+1 bluff => 1 + 1 = 2

LooneyDM: (( bluff fail ))

Blacky: (( Can I keep the first roll? ))

Blacky: (( Man...who started this fight anyway. ))

Helena: (( ... ))

Clementine: (( ... ))

Steely Dan: (( har de har har ))

Nelven: (( you did? ))

Clementine: (( I know who I'm throwing into the darkness next. ))

LooneyDM: (( He's got absolutely no juice left, do you want him to recover his juice? ))

Steely Dan: (( if he's out of juice, then yeah. recover it. ))

Atargatis: (( Apple or orange? ))

LooneyDM: As you all sleep you see visions of deserts flying past you.

Blacky: Mmmmm...dessert

Atargatis: (( Oh good. What will it be this time? More angry scorpions? ))

Atargatis: "I just want to make it clear to you (Blacky) - the point of intel is to see where the enemies are ahead of time, yes? So that we can set up our attacks to get an advantage over them."

Atargatis: "NOT to get a potshot off at them before the rest of us are halfway in range!"

LooneyDM: (( you're all spread out ))

Steely Dan: (( yes we are ))

LooneyDM: (( excellent ))

Nelven: (( uh oh ))

Steely Dan: (( *glares at looney* ))

* Atargatis rolls: 1d20+5 reflex! => 4 + 5 = 9

* Clementine rolls: 1d20+3 go old woman, gooooo! => 6 + 3 = 9

Atargatis: (( Dangit, I have the reflexes of an old lady! ))

LooneyDM out