Quest

How many times has this happened in fantasy? Kid finds magical book, castle, wand, you name it and then ends up spending the rest of their childhood trying to fix the problems that their initial interaction with it caused. Aren't you glad you didn't have those sorts of magical adventures now? Okay probably not. I don't know of anyone who didn't dislike at least parts of elementary school. Of course if it had been elemental school instead that would have been an entirely different matter. Though you really shouldn't be teaching kids that sort of stuff.

Art from here

Quotes:

Haruhi: "He had me at stocked with provision"

LooneyDM (( No, Dalin Vadalis is not Mr. T ))

I'kishaeila: (( Thelema is like a Pat. ))

I'kishaeila: (( it's just not clear and it's awkward when speaking to it ))

Haruhi: (( or like a Haruhi! ))

Pliny: (( Actually, let's skip the whole adventure and get right to the cake baking ))

LooneyGM: Last session our monsters waded into a few piles of ochre jelly, whcih quickly became many many piles of ochre jelly

Iki: (( we made jelly sammiches. ))

LooneyGM: (( it's actually 2200 gp because you're a large creature. ))

Haruhi: (( he's saying you're fat ))

Iki: (( I have lol hp left. ))

Haruhi: (( I feel like I should have haruhi sleeping on all these papers ))

Haruhi: (( soooo unleash horde of fiends upon the earth ))

Haruhi: (( or stay stuck here with Tellas ))

* Haruhi is in favor of freeng everyone

Iki: Great... so now we have a swarm of aggrivated kitten beasts below. Anyone have a ball of yarn...?

Pliny: (( ...Can we adopt them? ))

LooneyGM: (( no you may not adopt the khyberspawn ))

Haruhi: (( I think they are on fire, and making them MORE on fire is probably not going to do anything ))

Haruhi: "We're never alone, we have each other!"

LooneyGM: (( d'aww, power of friendship go! ))

Haruhi: "I kill it you grill it! And put it into a sandwich for me!"

Haruhi: (( power of hanging around people who have hands for making food ))

Pliny: (( I can not fly. ))

Haruhi: (( you can if we throw you hard enough ))

LooneyGM: (( guess what happens now! ))

Boddywyn: (( more fire? ))

Iki: (( fire? ))

Haruhi: (( cake falls from the sky! ))

LooneyDM out